I may complain about dog hair and picking up poop, but I would have ten dogs instead of this:

…this:

…or this:

The same goes for lizards, snakes, tarantulas and the like.

Sorry kids. Not tryin’ to have The Wonder Pets up in this house.

We can frequent the pet store, zoo or go on nature hikes, but no small creatures of this sort will reside at Chez Aspiras.

EVER.

EVER.

NEVER.

EVER.

{All photos of creatures we will never own from Google Images}