Filing For Divorce

I think I’m going to have to divorce The Pioneer Woman.

She’s just a bad influence on me. She made me make this cheesy garlic bread to go alongside my spaghetti. Doesn’t she know that I’m trying to lose weight? I think I just undid all the elliptical & Zumba I did last week…

OK, I’ll start my “diet” on Monday, February 1st.

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